5 reasons why Chinese New Year makes me sick.
Everyone knows why everyone loves Chinese New Year. The little red packets, the gambling, the partying, the drinking, the food, the holiday and for the fact that you can finally be the total asshole that you are by indulging in batshit insane fashion sense, knowing that it’s the time of the year where no one gives a shit even if you walk on the streets dressed as The Flash, as the fashion vigilantes will be too busy watching 2 grown-ups maneuver a (fabricated) lion’s head.
Yes, everyone loves Chinese New Year. But let me tell you what do I loathe about this festival.
